Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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