I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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