I wannas sexs uuuuu
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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