it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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