Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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