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Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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