Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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