GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls