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(586): View more from Michigan

I wish my penis had an off switch

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?

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(+44): View more from England

No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.

(1-423): View more from Tennessee

I honestly don't know what to make of that.

(423): View more from Tennessee

A ham sandwich would be nice.

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(914): View more from New York

i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.

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(470): View more from Georgia

I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man

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