Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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