i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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