you would pick up someone in the library
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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