I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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