She's JV to your varsity
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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smell my finger.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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