Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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