drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!