I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I would fuck him just for his dog
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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