So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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The power of my boobs compel you
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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