Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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