drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
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she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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