Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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