I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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