Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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