its not stalking. its research.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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