I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
That accounts for only three of the penises
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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