I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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