im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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