I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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