was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
