I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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