He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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