after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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