I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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