She is in my trunk
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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