gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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