At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
handjob tips. give me some.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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