It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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