if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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