Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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