Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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