margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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