If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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