READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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