What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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