If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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