dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
My life is pants optional.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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