If i come over, it means nothing
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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