I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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