I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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