Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
barbara walters just said penis...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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