I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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