I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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