I will die if light touches me.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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