So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Randomize
